Spam Haiku

Just for fun:

1.      Bluish can of steel
        What promise do you hold?
        Salty flesh so ripe

2.      Can of metal, slick
        Soft center, so cool, moistening
        I yearn for your salt

3.      Twist, pull the sharp lid
        Jerks and cuts me deeply but
        Spam, aah, my poultice

4.      Silent former pig
        One communal awareness
        Myriad pink bricks

5.      Clad in metal, proud
        No mere salt-curing for you
        You are not bacon

6.      And who dares mock Spam?
        You? you? you are not worthy
        Of one rich pink fleck

7.      Like some spongy rock
        A granite, my piece of Spam
        Sunlight on my plate

8.      Little slab of meat
        In a wash of clear jelly
        Now I heat the pan

9.      Oh tin of pink meat
        I ponder what you may be:
        Snout or ear or feet?

10.     In the cool morning
        I fry up a slab of Spam
        A dog barks next door

11.     Pink tender morsel
        Glistening with salty gel
        What the heck is it?

12.     Ears, snouts and innards
        A homogeneous mass
        Pass another slice

13.     Old man seeks doctor
        "I eat Spam daily", he says.
        Angioplasty

14.     Hardly natural
        Tortured shape, elastic food
        A small pink coffin

15.     Pink beefy temptress
        I can no longer remain
        Vegetarian